19. Guys (of all ages), no matter how big it is when fully erect, it isn't that big when you pee. Take a step closer to the toilet, please. And lift both lids, even in public toilets.
20. Always put both lids down. If you have ever dropped a brand new cell phone (or anything else) down the toilet, you will know why. There is a secondary advantage to this behavior for men: the women in your life women will like you more and harass you less.
21. The older you get, the less you can trust a fart. Another one I didn't invent, but I can't remember who said it first so we will pretend it's mine if you can't, either.
22. Don't be afraid to 'courtesy flush.' This one is mostly for camp (all you Wadokai Aikidoka know what I mean) but should be applied by anyone in any public toilet.
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